Santa Spotted Evading Authorities, Leaves Laughing…
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A red faced Santa was recently spotted fleeing the scene with his 8 reindeer in tow - make that towing. Santa had been pulled over by patrolman Ned Bottlethwaite for speeding. When the officer noticed the faint smell of fermentation on Ol Saint Nicks breath the patrolman Bottlethwaite proceeded to search the vehicle and found considerable amounts of toys and other “merchandise” which Mr Claus was unable to explain.
When Santa claimed the “elves made it for the children” the officer attempted to take jolly old fat man in to custody for making a mockery of the law and lying to a policeman. Apparently Santa may be jolly and fat, but patrolman Bottlethwaite now knows Santa is a black belt in some candy cane martial art and Santa escaped.
Officer Bottlethwaite reported the perp rode away laughing and yelling something about a naughty list and coal in his stockings…
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Ned Bottlethwaite! I love it James! You couldn’t have chosen a better name! Santa Rules!
Marcia